On All Hallows’ Eve the hedgerows sing
Tonight we feast on blackberries bitter
with the Devil’s spit,
on toadstools smooth and flecked
as His arcing spine,
then dance dance dance the Master’s jig.
With lizard-tongues and speckled suits
we’ll charm all triple-teated twigs,
milking squeals of dried-up glee
as we tweak their mossy beldame tits
and with our lichen lances drawn
splinter with them on mossy floors.
Let young shoots, straight and full of sap,
crow all they want; it’s they’ll be hacked
and dried for old folk’s walking sticks,
while we prance lanes in search of
old folk’s hearts to skewer until they gasp
and shudder as if with boulders pressed.
Tonight we’ feast on blackberries bitter
with the Devil’s spit,
on toadstools smooth and flecked
as His arcing spine,
then dance dance dance the Master’s jig.